Compulsive buying

[Boudica]

you always have to lower the tone don't you

[Cliphead]

you always have to lower the tone don't you

He doesn't need to try

[Sysman]

Nahhhh!!!!!! When you grew up using old newspapers, a bit of recycled stuff seems like silk sheets!!

Luxury! We had that 'orrible Bronco stuff. It was quite good as tracing paper if I remember correctly.

The Civil service had a campaign sometime in the 1970s to replace Bronco with soft bog roll, citing incidents of the hard stuff cutting botties.

[shaunbhoy]

Luxury! We had that 'orrible Bronco stuff. It was quite good as tracing paper if I remember correctly.

The Civil service had a campaign sometime in the 1970s to replace Bronco with soft bog roll, citing incidents of the hard stuff cutting botties.

I vaguely remember our school having some rubbish by "Izal". It was particularly "slidey" and not in the least bit absorbent. I expect all it did was spread the crap around rather than removing any of it. Made the newspaper seem upmarket!

[cojak]

You can't have enough loo roll right?

I can't wander down the loo roll aisle in Tesco without buying the 3 free extra offer making up 12 rolls.

So now I have a 4 foot high wall of Andrex (sans puppies that's just sick), between the tulipter and the shower. Is this acceptable?

Won't they get damp there? Mr C stores his loo roll bogofs in a corner of the bedroom.

[Zippy]

Lighship nooooooooo!

[OwlHoot]

I vaguely remember our school having some rubbish by "Izal".

Ah yes, the "John Wayne" bog paper - It's rough, and it's tough, and it takes no sh*t off anyone.

[SupremeSpod]

3 Squares of Izal - A scraper, a wiper and a polisher!

[Sysman]

I vaguely remember our school having some rubbish by "Izal". It was particularly "slidey" and not in the least bit absorbent. I expect all it did was spread the crap around rather than removing any of it. Made the newspaper seem upmarket!

Izal was indeed another brand which exhibited those characteristics. They also had a distinct disinfectant smell.

[Sysman]

3 Squares of Izal - A scraper, a wiper and a polisher!

An uncannily accurate description!