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Originally posted by doodab View PostYou have forgotten bread. You can't make beans on toast without bread. I think you might need some vitamin pills as well, I'm not convinced 10 years of beans constitutes a balanced diet.
You would need to take shelf life into account as well:
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostF**k it, you've got to die of something.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDrug induced sex heart attack is preferable.
Quietly in your sleep would be more preferable.Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWhy? It's not as if you're going to remember it and a heart-attack can be quite painful.
Quietly in your sleep would be more preferable.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWorking on another one of those at the moment.
Will it do Alpha, Beta and Gamma?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThose atoms will then decay further into isotopes of elements such as uranium (which is probably what it started as)
Nit-picking, the principle is sound.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by doodab View Post1 gun and 1 bullet will do for me.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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[QUOTE=SupremeSpod;1177170]Why? It's not as if you're going to remember it and a heart-attack can be quite painful.
Quietly in your sleep would be more preferable.[/QUOTE]
That is something nurses say to keep families happy. I don’t think that is possible unless you are knocked out by drugs. At some point in the dying process you will need to take your last breath; that action will wake you up because the reflex action by your body will be so intense and painful."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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