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    #31
    Originally posted by Lightship
    With her mum too, no?
    and her dad!!!!!!!!!! mooooooooooo haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Dont talk to me about caravans. Worst holiday ever!!! and that includes the night I spent in a Thai Jail!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Dont talk to me about caravans. Worst holiday ever!!! and that includes the night I spent in a Thai Jail!
        Next time ask for proof of age!
        Coffee's for closers

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          #34
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Because I was hoping to have knocked her sparko and then had my wicked way. Mooooooooooo haaaaaaa ha!
          Rumour has it that you were using your handheld, and feverishly posting on the Counting Thread (FFS!! ) and did not realise that you were rollling backwards!!

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #35
            I was once waiting at a red light when I was hit by the woman ahead of me when the light turned green.

            In reverse.

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              #36
              Originally posted by markinbrussels View Post
              I was once waiting at a red light when I was hit by the woman ahead of me when the light turned green.

              In reverse.
              I once stopped at a red light only for some bloke to ram me, then get out of his car and say "sorry mate, I thought you were going to jump it".
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #37
                The only accidents "I" have had are shunts from the back, when I:
                • was not even present in the car (car written off)
                • stationary at a roundabout junction - the MMW driver hit me at extraordinarily high speed considering the situation, and wrote off my old banger
                • stationary at traffic lights,
                • stationary in a roundabout queue. Just a light shunt from a woman driver. A small dent in my old banger that I didn't pursue
                • spotted someone reversing into my car while he was parking. Got cash for a new number plate
                • stationary, junction

                Although in my teenage motorbike days I went over a couple of cars and at least one of those was my fault. All of them probably. I wrote off all 3 of my motorbikes. Never ending straightening out the foot rests and the front forks were usually bent.

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                  #38
                  'How do you write women so well ?' 'it's simple, I think of a man and take out logic and accountability'...

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    I once stopped at a red light only for some bloke to ram me, then get out of his car and say "sorry mate, I thought you were going to jump it".
                    Brilliant. I can see his logic there.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Brilliant. I can see his logic there.

                      I was naughty in my young days and when a boy racer pulled up along side at traffic lights; I stared at him and then I suddenly jerked the car forward. He raced off on red and screeched to a halt half way across.
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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