Female Logic

[gingerjedi]

Is that true? If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't admit liability. But I admitted it when it deffo was my fault

Well you would if it was obvious but they don't want you to give ammunition to the other party should they have the opportunity to avoid paying out.

[doodab]

Emmy Noether was very logical. Couldn't drive though.

[TimberWolf]

First woman to try Trafalgar square maze gets lost:

[Spacecadet]

Male Logic = 1 woman's action means all women will do the same in that situation

Of course dear!

I thought that was CUK logic (see car threads)

[fullyautomatix]

Hopefully you took down the insurance details etc. Now claim for whiplash, broken ribs, loss of earnings and anything else you can think of. The entire country is doing this.

[TimberWolf]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday Morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but Amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, Just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must Be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the Rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to Drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God Wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the Bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle And then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the Man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

[SupremeSpod]

Hopefully you took down the insurance details etc. Now claim for whiplash, broken ribs, loss of earnings and anything else you can think of. The entire country is doing this.

Does his air-con need fixing?

[BoredBloke]

My wife thinks that pretty much everything I do defies logic (which it does not) and out of the 2 of us, she is the more logical. I told her that I use a far superior form of logic than she does. Her inferior logic can't work this out so it assumes that it's all wrong!

[SupremeSpod]

My wife thinks that pretty much everything I do defies logic (which it does not) and out of the 2 of us, she is the more logical. I told her that I use a far superior form of logic than she does. Her inferior logic can't work this out so it assumes that it's all wrong!

My other half is Irish, I've got sod all chance!

[Zippy]

I'm the logical one. Should I be worried?