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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Wilmslow is by far the best CUK sockie!
    I thang you....
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.
      He has to spend that kind of money to get a grope, he's a social retard.

      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      I thang you....
      Ok sas, if he's your sockie what's the last letter of his surname and the second to last digit of his mobile number as appears on his business card.

      Spod - In "put up or shut up" mode!
      Last edited by SupremeSpod; 2 August 2010, 11:17.

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        groping opportunities will be limited to helping them in and out.
        His last master plan involved trying to access to boobage through 5mm of neoprene and a lifevest. I'm sure this'll do just fine.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
          Cos you're a lot cheaper eh ?
          By a country mile
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            He has to spend that kind of money to get a grope, he's a social retard.



            Ok sas, if he's your sockie what's the last letter of his surname and the second to last digit of his mobile number as appears on his business card.

            Spod - In "put up or shut up" mode!
            You've been fooled by an imposter who claims to be Wilmslow.
            The person whose card you have is most definitely not he.
            Geddit?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              By a country mile
              Half a lager tops and some scratchings ?
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #17
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                Half a lager tops and some scratchings ?
                You'd love to know
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  Jet skis should be banned. The “drivers” are worse than BMW tossers.
                  Aye.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    You'd love to know
                    About your scratchings
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                      #20
                      I hired a "jet ski" on a Thailand beach once. It consisted of a jet ski like body + a propeller. How people didn't get minced up by them I don't know.

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