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He has to spend that kind of money to get a grope, he's a social retard.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIt saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.
Ok sas, if he's your sockie what's the last letter of his surname and the second to last digit of his mobile number as appears on his business card.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI thang you....
Spod - In "put up or shut up" mode!Last edited by SupremeSpod; 2 August 2010, 11:17.
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His last master plan involved trying to access to boobage through 5mm of neoprene and a lifevest. I'm sure this'll do just fine.Originally posted by gingerjedi View Postgroping opportunities will be limited to helping them in and out.Comment
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By a country mileOriginally posted by Gibbon View PostCos you're a lot cheaper eh ?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You've been fooled by an imposter who claims to be Wilmslow.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostHe has to spend that kind of money to get a grope, he's a social retard.
Ok sas, if he's your sockie what's the last letter of his surname and the second to last digit of his mobile number as appears on his business card.
Spod - In "put up or shut up" mode!
The person whose card you have is most definitely not he.
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Half a lager tops and some scratchings ?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBy a country mileBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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You'd love to knowOriginally posted by Gibbon View PostHalf a lager tops and some scratchings ?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Aye.Originally posted by Paddy View PostJet skis should be banned. The “drivers” are worse than BMW tossers.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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About your scratchingsOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou'd love to know
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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I hired a "jet ski" on a Thailand beach once. It consisted of a jet ski like body + a propeller. How people didn't get minced up by them I don't know.Comment
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