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SupremeSpod replied

3 August 2010, 05:44
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You've been fooled by an imposter who claims to be Wilmslow.
The person whose card you have is most definitely not he.
Geddit?

If you've seen his business card you'll know where he works - that ties in with the information he's already provided on this forum regarding his M62 commute.

But, you don't geddit.
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TimberWolf replied

2 August 2010, 19:33
I hired a "jet ski" on a Thailand beach once. It consisted of a jet ski like body + a propeller. How people didn't get minced up by them I don't know.
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Gibbon replied

2 August 2010, 18:53
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

You'd love to know

About your scratchings
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HairyArsedBloke replied

2 August 2010, 15:17
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Jet skis should be banned. The “drivers” are worse than BMW tossers.

Aye.
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MaryPoppins replied

2 August 2010, 15:15
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Half a lager tops and some scratchings ?

You'd love to know
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Gibbon replied

2 August 2010, 14:54
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

By a country mile

Half a lager tops and some scratchings ?
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sasguru replied

2 August 2010, 14:52
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

He has to spend that kind of money to get a grope, he's a social retard.

Ok sas, if he's your sockie what's the last letter of his surname and the second to last digit of his mobile number as appears on his business card.

Spod - In "put up or shut up" mode!

You've been fooled by an imposter who claims to be Wilmslow.
The person whose card you have is most definitely not he.
Geddit?
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MaryPoppins replied

2 August 2010, 14:23
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Cos you're a lot cheaper eh ?

By a country mile
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Pondlife replied

2 August 2010, 11:27
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

groping opportunities will be limited to helping them in and out.

His last master plan involved trying to access to boobage through 5mm of neoprene and a lifevest. I'm sure this'll do just fine.
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SupremeSpod replied

2 August 2010, 11:15
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.

He has to spend that kind of money to get a grope, he's a social retard.

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I thang you....

Ok sas, if he's your sockie what's the last letter of his surname and the second to last digit of his mobile number as appears on his business card.

Spod - In "put up or shut up" mode!

Last edited by SupremeSpod; 2 August 2010, 11:17.
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sasguru replied

2 August 2010, 11:15
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Wilmslow is by far the best CUK sockie!

I thang you....
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gingerjedi replied

2 August 2010, 11:09
Get one these: blokart.com :: fun, fast, compact!

Faster and cheaper to run than a jetski, it also has the added bonus of being green™ so the eco chicks will love it though groping opportunities will be limited to helping them in and out.
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Bunk replied

2 August 2010, 10:36
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.

It saddens, but it doesn't surprise.
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Gibbon replied

2 August 2010, 10:33
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.

Cos you're a lot cheaper eh ?
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MaryPoppins replied

2 August 2010, 10:21
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Does anyone do this?

Got a Seadoo 1994, well serviced and in good condition from for only a grand – the perfect toy for a good summer.

A good beginners craft as does around 40mph, which is more than fast enough!

Just a case of finding out where can use it now…. Potential girlfriend number 2 fancies taking jet-skiing up, so this could be the perfect route to some good weekends away – especially as a 2 seater so good pawing opportunities…..

It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.
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