The wedding party

[HairyArsedBloke]

There was a bit noise of car horns coming up from the street as I come back from having my weekly bath and I look out the window to see what it was all about.

Across the road is this huge white stretch limousine with ribbons on the front. “Another fracking chav wedding from the council estate over the road”, thinks HAB. Then the ladies come out; loads of ‘em. It’s going to be crowded in that car! All dressed in some Asian clobber. They do look lovely. Some chaps around too, but in smart Western suits, not morning dress though.

As I look out upon the festivities, a tailback of about seven more cars have gathered behind the limousine and are causing an obstruction to any cars that are not part of the party. They are parked over the pedestrian crossing too. There is never a policeman or a traffic warden around when they are needed.

There is no shortage of funds for that family with all that expense.

[HairyArsedBloke]

That's not me. Too young, slim and good looking.

[Zippy]

That's not me. Too young, slim and good looking.

Nice bazookas though.

[thunderlizard]

Very lucky that he happened to have his tackle positioned behind that little square of frosted glass.

[Ruprect]

There was a bit noise of car horns coming up from the street as I come back from having my weekly bath and I look out the window to see what it was all about.

Across the road is this huge white stretch limousine with ribbons on the front. “Another fracking chav wedding from the council estate over the road”, thinks HAB. Then the ladies come out; loads of ‘em. It’s going to be crowded in that car! All dressed in some Asian clobber. They do look lovely. Some chaps around too, but in smart Western suits, not morning dress though.

As I look out upon the festivities, a tailback of about seven more cars have gathered behind the limousine and are causing an obstruction to any cars that are not part of the party. They are parked over the pedestrian crossing too. There is never a policeman or a traffic warden around when they are needed.

There is no shortage of funds for that family with all that expense.

This is a very confusing post. Are you actually trying to make any sort of a point or comment?

3/10 must do better.

[SupremeSpod]

This is a very confusing post. Are you actually trying to make any sort of a point or comment?

3/10 must do better.

Asian weddings are worse than pikey weddings for trying to "outdo" each other. No class whatsoever.

[DaveB]

There was a bit noise of car horns coming up from the street as I come back from having my weekly bath .

HAB, a trip to the municiple baths does not constitute an actual bath, no matter how much chlorine they put in the water!

[HairyArsedBloke]

OI ! It was my own bath.

I even cleaned it in June because it was my Birthday as well as Bathday.

[Gonzo]

HAB, a trip to the municiple baths does not constitute an actual bath, no matter how much chlorine they put in the water!

Shhh. When he says he has a bath all he really does is take a walk around Coldbath Square.

We all know that it doesn't count, but we are not going to mention it, right?

[Paddy]

I went to a Cypriote village wedding. Babies and young kinds were rolled over the newly weds mattress and then everyone donated money on top the mattress. It’s tradition the brides father buys the couple a new house which is nice as the couple start their new life without any debts. They just save up money for the next generation.

The mattress is carried by the wedding party to the house where the couple make use of it while the rest of the party goes on. About an hour later a blood stained sheet is brought out to the cheers of the party.