Mortgage frustrations…..

[Wilmslow]

Got two properties, both with a mortgage.

One being lent out – earning more than the mortgage payments for both properties.

There is a belting litetime tracker mortgage with ING direct who will only accept salaried income, and not entertain the rental income.

Now, because I have already applied individually, an IFA will not touch as they will not get their commission.

What is most frustrating is that it is a re-mortgage, and been quite happily paying and making overpayments over the last couple of years.

Going to have to see an IFA I think…

 

[AtW]

Wilmslow, I missed some of your epidodes: did you dump your very sick girlfriend or not yet?

 

[Wilmslow]

Wilmslow, I missed some of your epidodes: did you dump your very sick girlfriend or not yet?

No, not yet - she seems to be recovering very well, so we will see how things are when she comes back up north.

On a second date tonight with another, and a third date at the weekend with another one, so will see how things work out next week I think.....

I hate this dating malarky - just want to bypass it all and get straight onto being settled......

 

[Troll]

I hate this dating malarky - just want to bypass it all and get straight into bonking......

FTFY

 

[fullyautomatix]

No, not yet - she seems to be recovering very well, so we will see how things are when she comes back up north.

On a second date tonight with another, and a third date at the weekend with another one, so will see how things work out next week I think.....

I hate this dating malarky - just want to bypass it all and get straight onto being settled......

The second and third also swallow ?

( just thought I would give you the opportunity to talk about it since you are always gagging for it)

 

[fullyautomatix]

Got two properties, both with a mortgage.

One being lent out – earning more than the mortgage payments for both properties.

There is a belting litetime tracker mortgage with ING direct who will only accept salaried income, and not entertain the rental income.

Now, because I have already applied individually, an IFA will not touch as they will not get their commission.

What is most frustrating is that it is a re-mortgage, and been quite happily paying and making overpayments over the last couple of years.

Going to have to see an IFA I think…

You say an IFA will not touch it and then conclude by saying you will go see an IFA.

 

[milanbenes]

the multiplexity in this thread is awesome

was going to paste a quote, but too many funny posts to quote from

good work Wilmslow

Milan.

 

[AtW]

No, not yet - she seems to be recovering very well, so we will see how things are when she comes back up north.

On a second date tonight with another, and a third date at the weekend with another one, so will see how things work out next week I think.....

I hate this dating malarky - just want to bypass it all and get straight onto being settled......

Wilmslow here is an idea for you - arrange the 3rd date to be with both of them at the same time and place and let them fight for you

 

[doodab]

Wilmslow here is an idea for you - arrange the 3rd date to be with both of them at the same time and place and let them put on a a show for you

FTFY

 

[Bunk]

On a second date tonight with another, and a third date at the weekend with another one

And people wonder why I think you're a sockie...