Every poster on CUK may have to be scrapped as one in 36 is now a sockie

[Troll]

My sockie was banned. I'm still a bit pissed off about that actually.

We've all been there ...look on it as a rite of passage

[MarillionFan]

We've all been there ...look on it as a rite of passage

Well said Spod.

[Troll]

Well said Spod.

No probs Tay me old mucker

[Troll]

I miss Gunnery Sergeant Hartman... not seen him around fer some time now

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ******* beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian tulip. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*ggers, k*kes, w*ps or greasers <self censored>. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked tulip that high.

[Colour Sergeant Bourne]

A little quicker on the authorising posts please admin

The moment is lost if you delay so long

[Ruprect]

Hurrah! the daleks are back!

Is the purple headed one still about?

[Zippy]

I am a sockie.

[AtW]

I am a sockie.

The best one.

[NickFitz]

You'll never take us alive copper

The aspect ratio on your avatar is all wrong.

Can't go up stairs, can't use Photoshop... no wonder that Doctor fellow keeps kicking your arses

[bumgardner]

It's time to do sockie purge me thinking

You're spot on there ATW me ole son. Sockie amnesty perhaps?