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Every poster on CUK may have to be scrapped as one in 36 is now a sockie
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWe've all been there ...look on it as a rite of passageWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell said Spod.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I miss Gunnery Sergeant Hartman... not seen him around fer some time now
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ******* beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian tulip. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*ggers, k*kes, w*ps or greasers <self censored>. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked tulip that high.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Hurrah! the daleks are back!
Is the purple headed one still about?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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I am a sockie.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Gold Dalek View PostYou'll never take us alive copper
Can't go up stairs, can't use Photoshop... no wonder that Doctor fellow keeps kicking your arsesComment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIt's time to do sockie purge me thinkingComment
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