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    #31
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    5) I once had someone make what she described as a "cock kebab" out of my knob
    Until then, you haven't lived.
    Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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      #32
      Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
      Until then, you haven't lived.
      A lovely snack after a few drinks eh, SZ.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post


        (I mean that you don't own an Isheep - Everyone seems to have them )
        I'm not one to conform

        When are you coming back to civilisation and joining us for beverages on a Thursday?

        Hopefully you'll at least grace us with your presence at the summer bash
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #34
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          No, a new one. Started three months ago and quite literally the most shocking display of incompetence I've ever seen, an aggressive, deceitful idiot. Got an interview next week so hopefully won't have to put up with this client for much longer.
          Good luck MP!

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