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1] Visit the nearby wine merchantOriginally posted by SallyAnne View Post1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
2] talking to someone a long way away
3] Onion soup
4] the bottle of wine I just opened; 2005 vintage
5] erm, Lady Tester's at the tennis club right now, so I'll walk over there and maybe drag her into the bushes for a quickyAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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1. Sleep. Sleep. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
2. Don't have one, don't want one.
3. Anything fishy or mushroomy.
4. Seeing the contractor opposite me walked off site. Couldn't happen to a more deserving chap.
5. Um. Not telling.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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1) Anything rail related. Obviously.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
2) I have Desire.
3) Anything in a basket.
4) Being pulled by a Hoover this morning (see my morning train thread).
5) Walking waist deep in water whilst wearing my aunt's waders is strangely exciting!Comment
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I was keeping quiet about it too; we'll keep that little secret for ourselves hey?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post5. Um. Not telling.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yes, deffo. But for future reference, you should really ask before doing that.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI was keeping quiet about it too; we'll keep that little secret for ourselves hey?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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1) MasturbateOriginally posted by SallyAnne View Post1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
2) The Masturbater
3) Masturbate Fish Restaurant
4) Masturbating
5) Onanism
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Sasguru.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post1) Masturbate
2) The Masturbater
3) Masturbate Fish Restaurant
4) Masturbating
5) Having sex in a moat with a dog whilst wearing a woman's dress (before I was rudely interrupted)
Thx
Sasguru.Comment
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1. Anything involving burning less calories than a working dayOriginally posted by SallyAnne View Post1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
2. Tube deluxe
3. Calamari, or broadbean and ham tapas.
4. Being informed that my income tax for 2009/10 means I am in line for a £760 refund.
5. Anything outdoors.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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1) Go to RomeOriginally posted by SallyAnne View Post1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
2) N/A
3) Cozze a Zuppa
4) Invoicing
5) Shagging next doors dog next whilst wearing Mrs Gibbon's underwear.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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