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    #11
    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Going "What the f**k are you doing in my windmill, gerroutofit!"
    .............on the stairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #12
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      .............on the stairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes this evenings live entertainment, however Shaunbhoy our resident DJ will be on hand to rock you into the morning.


      <Baby crying in Chalet 6>
      <Baby crying in Chalet 6>
      <Baby crying in Chalet 6>

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        #13
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


        Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes this evenings live entertainment, however Shaunbhoy our resident DJ will be on hand to rock you into the morning.


        <Baby crying in Chalet 6>
        <Baby crying in Chalet 6>
        <Baby crying in Chalet 6>
        Not 'arf pop-pickers!

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          Clip...

          <trips an bownces doune 2 flites of steppes>
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            I've dealt with the agent on that job posting - utter w a n k e r!
            but then aren't they all!

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              #16
              I liked this bit;

              Excellent interpersonal & communication skills, An obsessive eye for detail, and an enthusiasm for ensuring that work is of the highest possible standard.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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