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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2010, 17:56
I liked this bit;

Excellent interpersonal & communication skills, An obsessive eye for detail, and an enthusiasm for ensuring that work is of the highest possible standard.
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jmo21 replied

22 July 2010, 17:54
I've dealt with the agent on that job posting - utter w a n k e r!
but then aren't they all!
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cojak replied

22 July 2010, 17:38
Clip...

<trips an bownces doune 2 flites of steppes>
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2010, 17:09
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes this evenings live entertainment, however Shaunbhoy our resident DJ will be on hand to rock you into the morning.

<Baby crying in Chalet 6>
<Baby crying in Chalet 6>
<Baby crying in Chalet 6>

Not 'arf pop-pickers!
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SupremeSpod replied

22 July 2010, 17:08
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

.............on the stairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes this evenings live entertainment, however Shaunbhoy our resident DJ will be on hand to rock you into the morning.

<Baby crying in Chalet 6>
<Baby crying in Chalet 6>
<Baby crying in Chalet 6>
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2010, 16:56
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Going "What the f**k are you doing in my windmill, gerroutofit!"

.............on the stairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SupremeSpod replied

22 July 2010, 16:21
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Wel I declair

Going "What the f**k are you doing in my windmill, gerroutofit!"
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Zippy replied

22 July 2010, 16:18
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

A littel mowse wyth clogzon!

Wel I declair
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SupremeSpod replied

22 July 2010, 16:15
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Write thier

A littel mowse wyth clogzon!
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Zippy replied

22 July 2010, 16:12
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Wear on the stear?

Write thier
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SupremeSpod replied

22 July 2010, 16:10
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

There, on the stare!

Wear on the stear?
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thunderlizard replied

22 July 2010, 16:09
There, on the stare!
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Zippy replied

22 July 2010, 16:04
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Ware?

They're
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SupremeSpod replied

22 July 2010, 15:58
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

I'm sure you'd be happy their.

Ware?
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thunderlizard replied

22 July 2010, 15:50
I'm sure you'd be happy their.
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