Originally posted by MarillionFan
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In the tulip at Clientco!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI suppose if it was my daughter I would also try it on.
"How would you like it if I rammed you from behind?"
Pervert!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI assume that New Clientco have started to make up the spare room for Mr Cockup??
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostMaybe I'm jumping the gun or are the words "MarillionFan has a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this thread ?
More bullcrap than Threaded and Menelaus conjoined at the arse!Comment
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Originally posted by LightshipSo, were you reversing?
Also, if there were no witnesses, why didn't you just punch her?Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostShe was bigger than him!
MF is like 4 ft 3'', allegedlyComment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSo she's on her mother's insurance? I wouldn't want to be that kid.
N.B. Definition of "better" may vary. Particularly if you're the claimantComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEven better, if the insurance company decides that the young lady is in fact the main driver of said vehicle and the mother was only put on the policy as main driver to keep the premiums down, then... no insurance!
N.B. Definition of "better" may vary. Particularly if you're the claimantBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEven better, if the insurance company decides that the young lady is in fact the main driver of said vehicle and the mother was only put on the policy as main driver to keep the premiums down, then... no insurance!
Will any of this happen, probably not. But it might cause her to realise that they are the ones breaking the law - and she will come down off her high horse pronto and just settle up.Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostJust ask yourself - What Would Kimbo Slice Do ?Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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