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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhen I mentioned cycling and asked about showers, the client told me to concentrate on the 'job in hand'.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhen I mentioned cycling and asked about showers, the client told me to concentrate on the 'job in hand'.
Come on, it's not true is it.Comment
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Originally posted by jmo21 View Postcome on now, I can't believe someone said that in response to a question about showers! seriously?!?Comment
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Originally posted by centurian View PostI wonder if the use of "job", "hand" and "showers" in the same sentance might have had a different meaningComment
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Now the mother of the girl with the car has just phoned me up, all pissed off.
I went 'Oh evening, are you the mother of the girl who hit me'
'Pardon!!!!!!!'
'I said, are you the mother of the girl who hit me?'
'I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!!'
'Oh it's just that your daughter admitted it, I have an IPHONE and recorded the conversation as well as taking pictures of the damage'
'Ohhhhhh? You recorded it?'
'Yes, yes I did, would you like to listen?'
'Well I'm gong to write to the insurance company, thats why we pay them. Good day!!!!'What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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If she drove into the back of you, and you weren't reversing, she's bang to rights anyway (if you'll excuse the phrase).Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf she drove into the back of you, and you weren't reversing, she's bang to rights anyway (if you'll excuse the phrase).Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostIndeed. One of nature's universal laws of the road.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostIndeed. One of nature's universal laws of the road.
The girl passed her test on the 7th July.
I suppose if it was my daughter I would also try it on.
I'll imagine now, that they will concoct a story to say I was reversing as there were no witnesses. Little pikeys.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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