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Important public service - Where Kelly Brook is on holiday this week.

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    Important public service - Where Kelly Brook is on holiday this week.

    Kelly Brook causes a stir as she indulges in an ice cream on holiday | Mail Online

    Kelly Brook eats an ice cream.

    Stay tuned for other important Kelly Brook announcements.

    #2
    jeez slow news day not even a hint of boobie

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      #3
      Wow. That really IS news.

      I have another headline:




      Kelly Brook Is Up Her Arse
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #4
        Thank goodness for DimPrawn. I was getting so worried about Kelly.
        Are there any stories about Jordan?
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          She sure knows how to eat an ice cream.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Wow. That really IS news.

            I have another headline:

            Kelly Brook Is Up Her Arse
            There's specialist websites for that sort of thing... do you have a link?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              To save anyone the of clicking on a daily mail link, the answer is St Tropez.

              HTH

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Wow. That really IS news.

                I have another headline:




                Kelly Brook Is Up Her Arse
                Translation: She looks fabulous... Bitch!!

                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  mr prawn are you sticking to your 'Moral Underground' map? and what is the value of her house?

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