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Is there a worse smell in the world?

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    SY-Dog just ran down the garden in a torrential midsummer downpour. It was funny because she is old enough to know better. Then jumped up on the sofa for a cuddle. Yuck yuck yuck.

    Is there a worse smell in the world than "wet-dog"?
    Gangrene and icky to look at too.

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      #12
      Lynx, and I don't mean the cat.

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        #13
        Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
        Lynx, and I don't mean the cat.
        old spice
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #14
          Sex panther. Its like a turd covered in burnt hair
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #15
            Or the inside of a prosthetic limb
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              #16
              Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
              Lynx, and I don't mean the cat.
              Red Bull fumes from someone sitting opposite you on the train in the morning.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #17
                Wilmslow's girlfriend's breath, the morning after.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  I think now we can deduce why she is ill.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    I'm amazed

                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    SY-Dog just ran down the garden in a torrential midsummer downpour. It was funny because she is old enough to know better. Then jumped up on the sofa for a cuddle. Yuck yuck yuck.

                    Is there a worse smell in the world than "wet-dog"?
                    That seemingly intelligent, rational people keep dogs.

                    They are disgusting, pack animals, that foul public areas, make noise and nuisance, and cannot be trusted.

                    I would bring back the dog licence at £1,000 per year, per mutt. Any dog that fouls, causes noise nuisance, or harms a human in any way would be immediately destroyed. Stray dogs would be immediately put down, and all animal charities would lose their tax and charity status.

                    Over a 5 year period, this would "breed" dogs out of society. There are a place for dogs, for security purposes, farming, and limited numbers for disabled people (although, I note that the Guide Dogs for the Blind charity does not have enough blind people, so spends it's millions silly grannies leave them on palatial headquarteds in Berkshire).

                    Dogs have no place in a cilvilised society.

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                      #20
                      Parfum Chien Mouillé
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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