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Is there a worse smell in the world?
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Sex panther. Its like a turd covered in burnt hair"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Or the inside of a prosthetic limb"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostLynx, and I don't mean the cat.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Wilmslow's girlfriend's breath, the morning after.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I think now we can deduce why she is ill.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'm amazed
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSY-Dog just ran down the garden in a torrential midsummer downpour. It was funny because she is old enough to know better. Then jumped up on the sofa for a cuddle. Yuck yuck yuck.
Is there a worse smell in the world than "wet-dog"?
They are disgusting, pack animals, that foul public areas, make noise and nuisance, and cannot be trusted.
I would bring back the dog licence at £1,000 per year, per mutt. Any dog that fouls, causes noise nuisance, or harms a human in any way would be immediately destroyed. Stray dogs would be immediately put down, and all animal charities would lose their tax and charity status.
Over a 5 year period, this would "breed" dogs out of society. There are a place for dogs, for security purposes, farming, and limited numbers for disabled people (although, I note that the Guide Dogs for the Blind charity does not have enough blind people, so spends it's millions silly grannies leave them on palatial headquarteds in Berkshire).
Dogs have no place in a cilvilised society.Comment
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Parfum Chien Mouillé"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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