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Does that strapline say "STORIES OF COURAGE, REDEMPTION AND PEE"?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post -
YUP! Sure looks like it. Maybe suity can elaborate, as if it were needed?Originally posted by wobbegong View PostDoes that strapline say "STORIES OF COURAGE, REDEMPTION AND PEE"?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I bet when Suity sees this thread, he throws his handwritten memoirs across the room in disgust, cries in anguish, looks down at the wet patch in his lap and breaks out in a wry smile.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYUP! Sure looks like it. Maybe suity can elaborate, as if it were needed?

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You bore me.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Not as much as you ******* bore me.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou bore me.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Cider drinking, fancy dress wearing, self obsessed, walter mittyesque, bone-brained, mildly amusing (rarely), collection of freudian complexes, fooking irritating little twunt.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNot as much as you ******* bore me.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Get a room you two!
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A lady writing about peeing? I'm hooked. Naturally I look forward even more to book number 2.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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