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Lobster - Suggestions please!
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Ravioli made with fresh pasta and a lobster cream sauce."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Favourite so far thanks.Originally posted by DaveB View PostRavioli made with fresh pasta and a lobster cream sauce.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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If it was me I would hurl them somewhere out of sight in the neighbour's garden, under the decking, shed etc.bloggoth
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Waste not, want not.Originally posted by doodab View PostEnsuring that every last morsel in the freezer is consumed before one moves house sounds more like fear of an impending crisis to me.
Keeps them pennies amounting.
Just a tight Yorkie, can't bear to throw food away, I will always try to use left overs up somehow. For example tonights fish pie is using the left over mash and swede/carrot mash with a bit of cabbage in. A bit like like that rumbledethumps that the supermarkets charge the earth for. Also always make my own beef, chicken and lamb stock from left overs and bones.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Ravioli is always nice, you can keep it simple with a butter and fennel sauce or use the shell to make a reduction and use that with some pernod to make a buerre blanc. Serve with a nice crisp maçon white.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostFavourite so far thanks.Comment
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The professionals are on the case - you can't go wrong!Originally posted by norrahe View PostRavioli is always nice, you can keep it simple with a butter and fennel sauce or use the shell to make a reduction and use that with some pernod to make a buerre blanc. Serve with a nice crisp maçon white.
(you'd be amazed what she can do with some cider and a rodent)+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Why not harvest their cereberal cortex and create a new robot lobster to take over the world!
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Edit: on reflecton that was a poor choice of words. I was referring to the lady's culinary skillsOriginally posted by Zippy View PostThe professionals are on the case - you can't go wrong!
(you'd be amazed what she can do with some cider and a rodent)+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Is beaver a rodent or is it a kind of tiger?Originally posted by Zippy View PostEdit: on reflecton that was a poor choice of words. I was referring to the lady's culinary skillsWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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