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Clip on cat attachments example one (dusters)Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWatching a program on BBC1 called "the bionic vet". I have just seen a cat (who had it's feet unsurgically removed by combine harvester) have bionic implants drilled into its ankle bones so it can have clip on feet.
Surely a spade around the head would have been a quicker/cheaper/kinder option?
Shades of Rolph's "animal hospital" here.....
"Hammy the hamster has just gone up for x-ray at a cost of £4000"
"Oi Rolph, just flush 'im ffs!!!!!!"
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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<Disclaimer>Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'll show you mine first
The CUK Poster known as Drewster wishes it to be made known to the assembled congregation that he has no interest or desire in viewing Suity's Beaver!Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post<Disclaimer>
The CUK Poster known as Drewster wishes it to be made known to the assembled congregation that he has no interest or desire in viewing Suity's Beaver!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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