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Clip on cat attachments example one (dusters)Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWatching a program on BBC1 called "the bionic vet". I have just seen a cat (who had it's feet unsurgically removed by combine harvester) have bionic implants drilled into its ankle bones so it can have clip on feet.
Surely a spade around the head would have been a quicker/cheaper/kinder option?
Shades of Rolph's "animal hospital" here.....
"Hammy the hamster has just gone up for x-ray at a cost of £4000"
"Oi Rolph, just flush 'im ffs!!!!!!"
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I think you should photoshop in the machete. Otherwise Zippy looks like the victim.Originally posted by Zippy View PostMarvellous. I'll try that as an avatar for a couple of days.. Sorry Brucie ...
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Marvellous. I'll try that as an avatar for a couple of days.. Sorry Brucie ...
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It's not a pretty baby is it. More suprising is the fact there is a book with said title!!!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIn the intestest of a fair inquiry can you post your baby photos?
I read the summary. It's about a young girl who grows up to post on the Internet using a cat avatar. She then meets up male posters hacking them to death with a puppet from a show called Rainbow...
Least that's what I think it said?
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You asked for it!!! Drewster's mum is no match for this deranged bitch! And I unleash her on your sorry bedwetting arse before heading to bed. I give you, the one and only, most repulsive, most repugnant, most loathsome character on CUK. The one, the only..............Originally posted by suityou01 View Postwith me and Drewster's mum 'behind' me we are an unstoppable force. Move over MF you are squashed!
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