How long to wait till getting laid ?

[Lucifer Box]

Not you as well, LB.

My mum is surrounded by about 2 tons of sugar & 15 cwt of oranges, with my dad slicing up oranges as if his life depended on it.

Which it probably does...

Just you wait, one day I'll be a marmalade millionaire. Today the church fete, tomorrow the world.

I'm looking forward to it. I've never made marmalade before. I've got my granny's secret recipe to try out.

[scotspine]

"Green Tea prawns"??????

[Lucifer Box]

"Green Tea prawns"??????

Try it, scotspine - delicious.

Also nice added to the mix for casseroled pheasant.

[scotspine]

recipe?

[Lucifer Box]

This is similar, but I don't actually put the leaves in...

http://chinesefood.about.com/od/shri...ptealeaves.htm

[scotspine]

thank you lb. that shall have my undivided attention at some point over the next 5 days and i shall report back if i manage to make a go of it.

[Lucifer Box]

Remember, don't marinade the prawns for very long (10 mins) otherwise it will be so dry your mouth will be sealed shut.

[jenever]

How did a thread on a woman getting laid turn into an exchange of recipes? Something is very wrong here ... maybe the bots need rebooting (or am I simply not the geek I thought I was?)?

[Lucifer Box]

Until you buy the LB Magic Mouth Unsealing Marmalade(tm)... available at all good contractor forums...

Would you like to buy a franchise, ZG? Once you've got the customers in they'll be stuck on my products forever.

[zamzummim]

Now how does a thread which started off with 'Getting Laid subject' by a woman, shifted to have comments re exchanging cooking recipes by men how gay are you ??!!