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    Doomed!

    Contract finishes 23/July. No more extensions.

    Project is completed and entire company is being outsourced.

    Think I may have August off and bronze my muscular frame.

    Whats the market like at the mo?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Contract finishes 23/July. No more extensions.

    Project is completed and entire company is being outsourced.

    Think I may have August off and bronze my muscular frame.

    Whats the market like at the mo?
    In CUK lingo, it's like a fish, four letters, and rhymes with 'garp'.

    (In my areas it's currently non-existent.)
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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Contract finishes 23/July. No more extensions.

      Project is completed and entire company is being outsourced.

      Think I may have August off and paint my zimmer frame.

      Whats the market like at the mo?
      ftfy.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        ftfy.
        Hilarious

        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Hilarious

          Thanks! Bring your friends, I'm appearing all week.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Whats the market like at the mo?
            Better than 2009, but still tulip. Actually, very up and down; contracts seem to come in bursts for a week or so, then it dies out again for a while. This week, tulip, last week, tulip, the week before, brilliant.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Contract finishes 23/July. No more extensions.

              I haven't completed and my work is being bobbed.

              Think I may have August off and meet up with SY01 so we can have a good cry.

              Whats internet porn like at the mo?
              FTFY
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #8
                Down the pan.
                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #9
                  Know the feeling. Been on bench for three months. Need to get ass in gear to ring around for any work really. And...argh! Just moved office and my broadband has gone from 22Mb to 2.5Mb. sigh.
                  And it took Be two days to get it working.
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                    Know the feeling. Been on bench for three months. Need to get ass in gear to ring around for any work really. And...argh! Just moved office and my broadband has gone from 22Mb to 2.5Mb. sigh.
                    And it took Be two days to get it working.
                    did you get that PM I sent you or was it not suitable?
                    Coffee's for closers

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