Ich bin ein Berliner........
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Is that with or without the jam filling.Originally posted by Drewster View PostIch bin ein Berliner........
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You're a bread roll?Originally posted by Drewster View PostIch bin ein Berliner........"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostIs that with or without the jam filling.
Ist das mit oder ohne die Staufüllung
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bitten Sie Kennedy nicht um um mich (Twunt)Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou're a bread roll?Comment
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Ver ar yor papersScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Speak German for a day!
Ich bin eine Engländerin, die auch mit Deutschen zusammenarbeitet - morgen werden die Hälfte von meinen Kollegen sehr glücklich, die andere englische Hälfte, werden tun, als ob sie krank seien, um diesen zu vermeiden! Aber gut gespielt auf jeden Fall
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Jo jo, ewe genau. Ich bin auch der einzige Engländerin das Dorf.im Büro. Allerdings werde ich trage meine "England" Schlüsselband. Wir wurde (sic) beraubt.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Und sie sind einnen pimmel kopf..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Alle Wege führen nach der Ausfahrt.
For you Tommy ze var (undt ze vorld cup) is over!
That well practiced phrase at the end of World War 2 - Ich war Befehlsnotstand !
And who could forget - "Es war nicht ich es war die Nazis!"Comment
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