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Phew What a Scorcher!

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    #11
    Put your clothes in a bag and go naked. You may get a carriage to yourself!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Hmm they're talking about a hose pipe ban in the North west,
      You have to feel sorry for them really. The place has just dried out after all the flooding, some fruitbat of a taxi driver goes postal with a gun, then they have a hosepipe ban. You couldn't make it up!

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Put your clothes in a bag and go naked. You may get a carriage to yourself!
        They'll probably wonder where the smurf came from.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #14
          It was very nearly a perfect day... I filled the paddling pool, fired up the BBQ and cracked open a beer whilst a Spitfire thundered directly over my house.

          Then...

          Still, better being in your own environment than a pub for these little disappointments.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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