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Craig! No!
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Makes you wonder what kind of a humour-bypassed numpty would bother to report such an incident?
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They go there to practice low-flying and man are they low! The person who complained would have been a member of Dai Jones and the Cottage Burners - a well known band round them parts.
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Plane spotters.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostMakes you wonder what kind of a humour-bypassed numpty would bother to report such an incident?
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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How the heck did they see that small sign on a fast moving jet! Still top marks to the navigator - priceless
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