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So one of your neighbours is winding you up. Who have you pissed off recently?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Probably they guy next door, after MF kept parking his vans in front of the nieghbours houseOriginally posted by doodab View PostSo one of your neighbours is winding you up. Who have you pissed off recently?Coffee's for closersComment
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Do keep up InvisibleCadet! The hippos took my van ages ago!Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostProbably they guy next door, after MF kept parking his vans in front of the nieghbours house
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ay-my-van.html
Now the missus is moaning that I am about to bin the 'caravan' holiday she booked with her parents to take on a new contract with an immediate start.
"Well! Why won't they wait longer for you?'
Answer : Because I am presently IT Contracting, and I am therefore a commodity to be bought and sold on the basis of cost & availability.
(Bearing in mind my missus got offered 10 days work for £3000 having not worked for 18 months and turned it down because she had agreed to go to her sisters for a couple of days!!)

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Keep up????Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo keep up InvisibleCadet! The hippos took my van ages ago!
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...king-wars.html
I'm so far ahead you just look like a dot behind meCoffee's for closersComment
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FFS. Do I look like a Churchy sockie to you???Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostKeep up????
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...king-wars.html
I'm so far ahead you just look like a dot behind me
{Dont answer that}What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No, you do however sound like his neighbourOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostFFS. Do I look like a Churchy sockie to you???
{Dont answer that}
Coffee's for closersComment
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