Originally posted by MarillionFan
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Originally posted by doodab View PostSo one of your neighbours is winding you up. Who have you pissed off recently?Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostProbably they guy next door, after MF kept parking his vans in front of the nieghbours house
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ay-my-van.html
Now the missus is moaning that I am about to bin the 'caravan' holiday she booked with her parents to take on a new contract with an immediate start.
"Well! Why won't they wait longer for you?'
Answer : Because I am presently IT Contracting, and I am therefore a commodity to be bought and sold on the basis of cost & availability.
(Bearing in mind my missus got offered 10 days work for £3000 having not worked for 18 months and turned it down because she had agreed to go to her sisters for a couple of days!!)What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo keep up InvisibleCadet! The hippos took my van ages ago!
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...king-wars.html
I'm so far ahead you just look like a dot behind meCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostKeep up????
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...king-wars.html
I'm so far ahead you just look like a dot behind me
{Dont answer that}What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFFS. Do I look like a Churchy sockie to you???
{Dont answer that}Coffee's for closersComment
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