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Vuvuzela Concerto in B Flat
				
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I've got a trombone. I found the piano was too heavy to rest on my shoulder for the duration of In the Mood. - 
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	
I have a piano (it's a sampled one, but so are the sounds in your stage piano) and much as I hate to quote Gordon Brown, "I agree with Nick"Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou do not have a piano do you?
Any more random hoops we need to jump through before you admit you are wrong about something? Perhaps we need to listen while drinking a particular beverage only available in the fairy palace at the bottom of your garden?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'm fairly certain our resident muso Cliphead could sort this out.
I believe he is just finishing an afternoon with his two bandmates Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels! He should be along shortly.....What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You can create a fairly convincing synthesized vuvuzela orchestra using a sawtooth wave with no key tracking (i.e. all notes have the same pitch) and bit of lfo to modulate the pitch of each note. Hold down 10 keys et voila, instant headache.
Which note you choose to tune the oscillator to is largely unimportant, IMO. They all sound bad.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Even if it is B flat, that concerto's scored in the wrong octave. And don't try and say it's a guitar score because it clearly isn't.
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Why don't you ask whoever created it?Originally posted by minestrone View PostNick, can we have the other 2 sections of the concerto?
Tip: you can probably find them somewhere in these 7,000+ search results.Comment
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Well you told us it was a concerto, that is a piece of music in three parts. So as you told us it was a concerto I thought I would ask for the other 2 parts.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWhy don't you ask whoever created it?
Tip: you can probably find them somewhere in these 7,000+ search results.
Well, maybe, just maybe you have no idea what you posted, something you read on the internet and thought was real, thought it was true, thought it was funny. Get a life nick.Comment
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I thought it was funny.Originally posted by minestrone View PostWell you told us it was a concerto, that is a piece of music in three parts. So as you told us it was a concerto I thought I would ask for the other 2 parts.
Well, maybe, just maybe you have no idea what you posted, something you read on the internet and thought was real, thought it was true, thought it was funny. Get a life nick.Comment
 
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