Vuvuzela Concerto in B Flat

[NickFitz]

You do not have a piano do you?

I've got a trombone. I found the piano was too heavy to rest on my shoulder for the duration of In the Mood.

[doodab]

You do not have a piano do you?

I have a piano (it's a sampled one, but so are the sounds in your stage piano) and much as I hate to quote Gordon Brown, "I agree with Nick"

Any more random hoops we need to jump through before you admit you are wrong about something? Perhaps we need to listen while drinking a particular beverage only available in the fairy palace at the bottom of your garden?

[MarillionFan]

I'm fairly certain our resident muso Cliphead could sort this out.

I believe he is just finishing an afternoon with his two bandmates Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels! He should be along shortly.....

[doodab]

You can create a fairly convincing synthesized vuvuzela orchestra using a sawtooth wave with no key tracking (i.e. all notes have the same pitch) and bit of lfo to modulate the pitch of each note. Hold down 10 keys et voila, instant headache.

Which note you choose to tune the oscillator to is largely unimportant, IMO. They all sound bad.

[thunderlizard]

Even if it is B flat, that concerto's scored in the wrong octave. And don't try and say it's a guitar score because it clearly isn't.

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[mudskipper]

If your piano's B♭ sounds like E♭ it needs tuning. How many blind vuvuzela tuners have you met?

[minestrone]

Nick, can we have the other 2 sections of the concerto?

[NickFitz]

Nick, can we have the other 2 sections of the concerto?

Why don't you ask whoever created it?

Tip: you can probably find them somewhere in these 7,000+ search results.

[minestrone]

Why don't you ask whoever created it?

Tip: you can probably find them somewhere in these 7,000+ search results.

Well you told us it was a concerto, that is a piece of music in three parts. So as you told us it was a concerto I thought I would ask for the other 2 parts.

Well, maybe, just maybe you have no idea what you posted, something you read on the internet and thought was real, thought it was true, thought it was funny. Get a life nick.

[mudskipper]

Well you told us it was a concerto, that is a piece of music in three parts. So as you told us it was a concerto I thought I would ask for the other 2 parts.

Well, maybe, just maybe you have no idea what you posted, something you read on the internet and thought was real, thought it was true, thought it was funny. Get a life nick.

I thought it was funny.