Rousseau, The Social Contract, very slowly.
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Cerulean Sins by Laurel K Hamilton (one of the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series)
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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You haven't been invited to a dinner party in a very long time have you? Do you think it's the lack of personality or more likely the constant drool stemming from your gurning mug whilst clutching yourself and staring in stupefied wonder at the world going on around you that puts them off their dinner?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostJesus suffering Fook!! You must be a riot at dinner parties!
Why not just go back to the Beano, and give the Rice Krispie that is passing for a brain a bit of well-earned respite?

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Hey Jellyhead! If you are going to start bringing your sockpuppets on to help you, at least try and inject some semblance of subterfuge.Originally posted by fckvwls View PostYou haven't been invited to a dinner party in a very long time have you? Do you think it's the lack of personality or more likely the constant drool stemming from your gurning mug whilst clutching yourself and staring in stupefied wonder at the world going on around you that puts them off their dinner?


More predictable than one of your computer models!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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C'mon now chaps, it was very nice of her! And you never know when you're going to need an old computer book, which reminds me...Originally posted by Bunk View Post
Nope Zeity, this one is all your doing.
I've got a slightly foxed copy of 'Modular Programming in COBOL' by Russell M. Armstrong (1973).
I'm sure some people must still be referencing books older than that!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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You seem surprised that another CUK poster has recognised your salient characteristicsOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHey Jellyhead! If you are going to start bringing your sockpuppets on to help you, at least try and inject some semblance of subterfuge.




Don't worry - the more you post, the greater the number of CUKkers who realise the true depth of your cretinism...


Hard Brexit now!
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I gave this one away years ago, and regretted doing so many times after the event.Originally posted by cojak View PostC'mon now chaps, it was very nice of her! And you never know when you're going to need an old computer book, which reminds me...
I've got a slightly foxed copy of 'Modular Programming in COBOL' by Russell M. Armstrong (1973).
I'm sure some people must still be referencing books older than that!Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Just finished "Transition" by Iain Banks.
4.45/5...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Not surprised. Only someone as feeble-minded as you are would be "surprised" at such a turn of events.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou seem surprised that another CUK poster chose to utilise the same one-dimensional and strictly limited set of insults that I, ubiquitously, do when on the ropes
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You cretinous village idiot!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNot surprised. Only someone as feeble-minded as you are would be "surprised" at such a turn of events.

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