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Waste of money
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Darm, are you back working in Germany?
I thought things had moved on since I last worked there, when the only British newspaper you could buy locally was a cut-down version of the Grauniad. -
But back on subject, I think this whale was trained by Al Qua'eda to swim up the Thames to the Houses of Parliament and detonate itself.
Why didn't it go off? Probably because, as it swam past the Houses of Parliament, Prescott was standing on the balcony blocking the whale's view, and it missed them, carrying on up to Chelsea.Comment
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