Why isn't there

[Cliphead]

A delete profile option?

If I want to commit virtual CUK suicide why isn't there an option to delete my complete presence here?

[thunderlizard]

If you deleted your profile, all your posts would be unattributed. Or if it deleted all your posts too, all the threads you'd participated in wouldn't make sense.

[NickFitz]

You should check these things before you sign up

[threaded]

You can always just start logging on as someone else. Many have done that: AndyW, SupremeSpod, FiddleAbout, Cojak etc. That guy from Barnsley who lasts about 5 posts before he's banned has done it lots and lots of times

[MarillionFan]

A delete profile option?

If I want to commit virtual CUK suicide why isn't there an option to delete my complete presence here?

If you want to remove all history of yourself Cliphead not sure about a delete option but it looks like Amys crack will do it for you!

MF in obscure Dr Who mode

[MarillionFan]

You should check these things before you sign up

I always though the devil worked in insurance! You live and learn. :rollin

[suityou01]

A delete profile option?

If I want to commit virtual CUK suicide why isn't there an option to delete my complete presence here?

You basically just want to delete Troll's account, admit it.

[MarillionFan]

You basically just want to delete Troll's account, admit it.

I think Cliphead wants to delete all the posts where he has complained about someone elses. After counting them up he realised it would be quicker to delete his profile.

[shaunbhoy]

You basically just want to delete Troll's account, admit it.

Not a good idea. CUK reflects the full diversity of opinions and abilities on these pages. If we lose Troll then who else will inhabit the bottom rung of the intellectual ladder? Difficult enough for him to grip on down there as it is, with his slimy webbed flippers, without people dropping things on him. No, leave him be, down there in the retarded section, as a salutary reminder to the rest of us the fate that may await us should we ever lose our faculties!