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How do you handle a Bassett Hound?

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    #41
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    .... His Sister, Wilmsy, a Bassett and another farty dog!

    So -
    Incest: Check (Sister)
    Bestiality: Check (Dogs)
    Strange Fetish to do with Tulip Smells: Check (Farty Dog) * I expect there is a name for it SAS what do you call it??
    Homo: Check (Wilmsy allegedly)
    Bi: Check (Sis)

    Should be on the front page of the Mail next week.
    FTFY.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
      .... His Sister, Wilmsy, a Bassett and another farty dog!

      So -
      Incest: Check (Sister)
      Bestiality: Check (Dogs)
      Strange Fetish to do with Tulip Smells: Check (Farty Dog) * I expect there is a name for it SAS what do you call it??
      Homo: Check (Wilmsy allegedly)
      Bi: Check (Sis)

      Should be a ball!
      You're running ahead of yourself. The plot has to be developed gradually.
      Thanks for the ideas though
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #43
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        You're running ahead of yourself. The plot has to be developed gradually.
        Thanks for the ideas though
        Could you involve a Hose Pipe & Bucket as well please? Preferably involving just Wilmsy and the Farty Dog...... That should tax your inventiveness.... or memory!

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          #44
          Reminds me of a young recruit on my intake back in the mob days. Brickie some how pulled this bird one night when we were out on the lash in nearby Shifnal and much to our astonishment and envy she invited him back to her house.

          Anyway a few hours after midnight when we were all back in barracks asleep Brickie comes rushing in all ashen faced. We enquired what was the matter and he told us the story.

          He’d gone back and after the obligatory half cup of coffee proceeded to give her a good rafting, but before he could finish she stopped him and asked ….. “Is it ok if my husband joins in ?” Brickie being naive pissed and almost at exploding point (remember being 19?) agreed. So down came her husband and Brickie and he started to ‘spit roast’ her with Brickie taking the rear position. At the point of no return Brickie shut his eyes and awaited for release upon which point he felt a hand round his manhood whipping him out to release in ……… the husbands face !! He then ran.

          Quite why he told us I’ll never know.
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #45
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Could you involve a Hose Pipe & Bucket as well please? Preferably involving just Wilmsy and the Farty Dog...... That should tax your inventiveness.... or memory!
            So you're adding DIY dog piss enema's to the mix?

            Nice.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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