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So let's summarize:
Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing, a notion refuted by Minestrone who has seen foxes chewing on corpses in a cemetery which Churchy believes are more likely to be rabbits because only rabbits would go for the 150 year old corpses in said cemetery while Minestrone asserts that foxes are just as likely to want 150 yearold corpses as 50 year old ones.
Have I got that right?Hard Brexit now!
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It was worth the popcorn yesterday when we were regaled with tales of wererabbits and killer fish... but now it's lost it's mojo.
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Yup, churchill even is boring me now.
Can't be arsed any more.
When I think of churchill I will always think of this...
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It would be a first if you had. You have the deductive powers of a Creme Egg!!Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo let's summarize:
Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing, a notion refuted by Minestrone who has seen foxes chewing on corpses in a cemetery which Churchy believes are more likely to be rabbits because only rabbits would go for the 150 year old corpses in said cemetery while Minestrone asserts that foxes are just as likely to want 150 yearold corpses as 50 year old ones.
Have I got that right?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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The latest evidence seems to say that a fox WAS responsible for mauling those children:Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo let's summarize:
Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing...
BBC News - Fox caught on camera after attack on twins in London
Police later saw a fox at the family's home and took a picture of it.Comment
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Hmmmm, looks like a rabbit with a bit of Grecian 2000 to me.Originally posted by Platypus View PostThe latest evidence seems to say that a fox WAS responsible for mauling those children:
BBC News - Fox caught on camera after attack on twins in London
Perhaps that explains the confusion Churchy and Minestrone are having.
Killer corpse-and-baby chewing rabbits have have obviously been disguising themselves as foxes, the cunning sods.Last edited by sasguru; 9 June 2010, 19:35.Hard Brexit now!
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Thank you....... best compliment on CUK all day..... well obviously by "best compliment" I actually mean "only thing said that wasn't a direct insult"........Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHi, Drewster. You don't half ramble, you.
Rib splitting as usual... a real Corker!!Originally posted by sasguru View PostIndeed no one could accuse Drewster of having a mind like a steel trap.



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Hard Brexit now!
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