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    Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
    wmfs +1
    I hope that's MF rather than M****rF****r

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      I hope that's MF rather than M****rF****r
      LOL!

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        So let's summarize:

        Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing, a notion refuted by Minestrone who has seen foxes chewing on corpses in a cemetery which Churchy believes are more likely to be rabbits because only rabbits would go for the 150 year old corpses in said cemetery while Minestrone asserts that foxes are just as likely to want 150 yearold corpses as 50 year old ones.

        Have I got that right?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          It was worth the popcorn yesterday when we were regaled with tales of wererabbits and killer fish... but now it's lost it's mojo.

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            Yup, churchill even is boring me now.

            Can't be arsed any more.

            When I think of churchill I will always think of this...

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              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              So let's summarize:

              Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing, a notion refuted by Minestrone who has seen foxes chewing on corpses in a cemetery which Churchy believes are more likely to be rabbits because only rabbits would go for the 150 year old corpses in said cemetery while Minestrone asserts that foxes are just as likely to want 150 yearold corpses as 50 year old ones.

              Have I got that right?
              It would be a first if you had. You have the deductive powers of a Creme Egg!!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                So let's summarize:

                Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing...
                The latest evidence seems to say that a fox WAS responsible for mauling those children:
                BBC News - Fox caught on camera after attack on twins in London

                Police later saw a fox at the family's home and took a picture of it.

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                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  The latest evidence seems to say that a fox WAS responsible for mauling those children:
                  BBC News - Fox caught on camera after attack on twins in London
                  Hmmmm, looks like a rabbit with a bit of Grecian 2000 to me.
                  Perhaps that explains the confusion Churchy and Minestrone are having.
                  Killer corpse-and-baby chewing rabbits have have obviously been disguising themselves as foxes, the cunning sods.
                  Last edited by sasguru; 9 June 2010, 19:35.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Hi, Drewster. You don't half ramble, you.
                    Thank you....... best compliment on CUK all day..... well obviously by "best compliment" I actually mean "only thing said that wasn't a direct insult"........

                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Indeed no one could accuse Drewster of having a mind like a steel trap.

                    Rib splitting as usual... a real Corker!!

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                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Rib splitting as usual... a real Corker!!
                      Accurate

                      HTH
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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