The official CUK I don't care about the world cup thread

[shaunbhoy]

I used have a theory that soccer / football appeals to the immature, though I can't remember now how it went.

What you are really saying, in a rather roundabout way, is that you were absolutely pants at Footy as you had the eye-to-ball abilities of a mole. And as a result you were roundly pilloried by the more athletic types, an ordeal which has left you bitter to this day.

HTH

[Drewster]

A Professor has found that there are two sizes of penis amongst uk men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.

Could all men in the uk with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six... weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars ?

It made me laugh anyway.....

[NickFitz]

Association football is played by young children and people at state schools, isn't it? At my school the prep school kids played it, I believe, but from age eleven onwards it was rugby. I seem to remember the comprehensive school on the far side of the nearby park having soccer pitches.

[minestrone]

Association football is played by young children and people at state schools, isn't it? At my school the prep school kids played it, I believe, but from age eleven onwards it was rugby. I seem to remember the comprehensive school on the far side of the nearby park having soccer pitches.

Very poor 1/10.

[norrahe]

Well at least when the world cup starts it will make it easier to spot the chavs

[NickFitz]

10 ways football haters can tell it's World Cup time: "Men's Health magazine estimates a die-hard World Cup fan could gain 2st and 7lb (15.7kg) if they watch every game between 11 June and 11 July."

[darmstadt]

Association football is played by young children and people at state schools, isn't it? At my school the prep school kids played it, I believe, but from age eleven onwards it was rugby. I seem to remember the comprehensive school on the far side of the nearby park having soccer pitches.

I first played football at school in South Africa but we also did rugby and having an ex-Springbok as a coach was quite nice. In England, a comprehensive we did both football and rugby. The football coach was great, played for Billericay when they got to Wembley. The rugby coach was a sadistic Welshman that everyone hated. We also did cricket and atheltics and tennis and gymnastics and British Bulldog and when we got older we could also play hockey with the girls (who were right evil bastards.) The school now no longer has the playing fields unless you want to go running across peoples gardens.

[darmstadt]

Has anyone seen (there's not point in listening to it) the unofficial England song by Ben Dover and Take It. Definitely NSFW although there is a 'soft' version, quite surprised not see Ashley Cole in it

[gingerjedi]

Has anyone seen (there's not point in listening to it) the unofficial England song by Ben Dover and Take It. Definitely NSFW although there is a 'soft' version, quite surprised not see Ashley Cole in it

Why did you let me know about that? I just had to sit through 4 minutes of depraved hardcore filth... in HD.

[TimberWolf]

Why did you let me know about that? I just had to sit through 4 minutes of depraved hardcore filth... in HD.

Same here, but with a minimised screen - it wouldn't go full screen for some reason, at least from the website h[no space here, NSFW]ttp://www.englandexpects-blue.com/