Constantly whining, resistant to change IT personnel

[AtW]

[MarillionFan]

Adapt or Die. Adapt or Die.

Good knowing yeh!

[AtW]

Adapt or Die. Adapt or Die.

Good knowing yeh!

You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *f\/ck* that thing! Let's fight it!

[MarillionFan]

You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *f\/ck* that thing! Let's fight it!

I heard you weren't good at the begging thing. 10 years in a Siberian salt mine for stealing that potato! Was it worth it?

Your hands scarred, down to the bone by the constant digging. The 'Hey ho, hey Ho, it's off to work we go' songs and Cosack dancing. Your knarled hands trying, trying to prise the lid off those Heinz beans. Curse this damn tin opener. Sniffing the side, fighting like dirty dogs over the last tin. Sharing 10 to a room. "No Mrs Murphy, theres' nobody in my bedsit, no, no-one here'! Dreaming, one day of escape. When that wall comes down. When the Communists give up, I'll escape. To the West. The West!!! The Land of the Free! Of Democracy! Squirrels running free, the wind in the hair. Grays, Reds!(not many of them now). I'll feed them, they'll be my friends. I'll show them. I'll show them all. One Day!! ONE DAY! GOOGLE! YOU WILL BE MINE! YOU WILL BE MINE!!!!

[thunderlizard]

Old Soviet joke

An old man comes across a long queue. He asks the man at the back "What are they giving out?"
"A kick in the balls."
"To everybody?" asks the old man, "or just to Stakhanovites?"

[AtW]

An old man comes across a long queue. He asks the man at the back "What are they giving out?"
"A kick in the balls."
"To everybody?" asks the old man, "or just to Stakhanovites?"

For the lesser educated types (yes I mean you MF): Stakhanovite movement - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[xoggoth]

102 tons of coal in less than 6 hours ???? Must be that horse in Animal Farm. Cue for a song.

YouTube - Tennessee ernie Ford - 16 Tons

[threaded]

102 tons of coal in less than 6 hours ???? Must be that horse in Animal Farm. Cue for a song.

YouTube - Tennessee ernie Ford - 16 Tons

Most Taylorism is bulltulip. Just read his books. My favourite is the 'pigs' on the loading dock of the Bethlehem Steel Works. It's just not physically possible to get that many up there.

So I would suggest this 102 tons thing is of a similar nature.

[chef]

morning Threaded, up early or is the TimeMachine on the blink again?

[threaded]

morning Threaded, up early or is the TimeMachine on the blink again?

I'm normally up this time. 'Tis the nature of the job.