How many squares of toilet paper do you use, on average, to wipe yer bum?

[TimberWolf]

Ask my butler

[TimberWolf]

Only one:


Anyway, they are rectangles.

[shaunbhoy]

I stayed in a hotel in Japan several years ago, it had one of those toilets that would shoot a jet of warm water up your bum. It was really quite enjoyable

Was that one of the Soakyersaki chain?