How many squares of toilet paper do you use, on average, to wipe yer bum?

[shaunbhoy]

I stayed in a hotel in Japan several years ago, it had one of those toilets that would shoot a jet of warm water up your bum. It was really quite enjoyable

Was that one of the Soakyersaki chain?

[TimberWolf]

Only one:


Anyway, they are rectangles.

[TimberWolf]

Ask my butler

[DiscoStu]

None, I use a Japanese High Tec blow and dry loo.

I stayed in a hotel in Japan several years ago, it had one of those toilets that would shoot a jet of warm water up your bum. It was really quite enjoyable

[sasguru]

this thread is a sad reflection of where CUK Forum is going - down the toilet

hence why many have stopped posting here

Milan.

Yes the thread was meant to be ironic.
And even then its still far more interesting and relevant than the fact that you hired a Legacy on your recent trip to the UK

[MarillionFan]

this thread is a sad reflection of where CUK Forum is going - down the toilet

hence why many have stopped posting here

Milan.

To be fair, this forum has been going downhill ever since you started posting.

[northernladuk]

Just one square for me being tight Yorkshire twat. Poke your finger thru the middle of the square, scrape off the unwanted residue from your poo hole with your finger and then use the square to wipe your finger as you pull it back through it... Sorted...

[milanbenes]

this thread is a sad reflection of where CUK Forum is going - down the toilet

hence why many have stopped posting here

Milan.

[ctdctd]

Depends who is wiping it for me.

Threaded

[AtW]

[Fred Scuttle]

None, I use a Japanese High Tec blow and dry loo.

[MarillionFan]

FFS

Well its no worse than some other threads on here.

FFS.

and to prove the point about moderation. Not only will this thread not be moved. I predict this may get to all of 10 posts.

What type of toilet paper?

[sasguru]

FFS

Well its no worse than some other threads on here.

FFS.