Pictures of Posters

[MarillionFan]

It's a fly on the wall of some people and some families in a scheme in Kilmarnock, I'm sure it's meant to be serious but its turned out to be one of the funniest programs ever.

Here is the IPlayer for the first one

BBC iPlayer - The Scheme: Episode 1

The bit where that guy runs after the dog is comedy gold.

I've just watched this with the missus. WTF are they saying. I mean come on! I know it's difficult for the English to understand the Scots, but some stuff was so intelligible!!!

My missus is from Glasgow. She had to translate half of what these Jimmy's were saying!!!

I speak 7 languages FFS! !

[Zippy]

Some of the laydeez enjoy a night out ...

[snaw]

Never been near there actually, Ayrshire is one f**ked up place, almost the same level of scummery as Glasgow but they have put a bit of a deliverance type twist on it which is totally unique.

The bit where the dad showed the son who was about to be jailed for the first time the correct way to take tobacco into the prison was touching.

Oi, who you calling fcked up?

[snaw]

I've just watched this with the missus. WTF are they saying. I mean come on! I know it's difficult for the English to understand the Scots, but some stuff was so intelligible!!!

My missus is from Glasgow. She had to translate half of what these Jimmy's were saying!!!

I speak 7 languages FFS! !

I'm from Ayrshire and it took me about 10 minutes to re-tune back into it. But I've been away for a long long time ...

[FiveTimes]

I think MF is the one on the right

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[Pogle]

I think MF is the one on the right

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My my, cousins really shouldn't marry, should they

[FiveTimes]

My my, cousins really shouldn't marry, should they

I think marrying is fine, its the shagging that causes problems

[minestrone]

I've just watched this with the missus. WTF are they saying. I mean come on! I know it's difficult for the English to understand the Scots, but some stuff was so intelligible!!!

My missus is from Glasgow. She had to translate half of what these Jimmy's were saying!!!

I speak 7 languages FFS! !

They speak kind of different down there in Ayrshire, when they say minutes, as in time, they say it like peanuts with an m, meanuts.

The poice are having a field day with the program, every 5 minutes another crime is commited or admitted on film. They have got the last 2 programs postponed until after a court case.

Here is a corker...

potentially NSFW
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[Bunk]

Bullet escaped the scheme!

Not surprising really, I think he was the only one not on drugs.

[Drewster]

I speak 7 languages FFS! !

Gibberish...
Bollux...
Tulipe....
Bull...
Out of your *rse...
Errrrr OK English....

Nah! Can't work out No 7!!!!