No............!! Could time be called on 24-hour drinking?

[Platypus]

Theresa May could call time on 24-hour drinking | Mail Online

hic

[d000hg]

She looks like a drunk person trying to walk sober. "Sssh, nobobby will know!!"

[Platypus]

"Teresa May - not to be confused with Theresa May"

[Gibbon]

Red shoes, no knickers.

Now there's a frightening thought.

There was no need for that image

[FiveTimes]

There was no need for that image

any hole is a goal

[HairyArsedBloke]

Pubs open 24 hours causing all this social problems is a canard.

[Gibbon]

Pubs open 24 hours causing all this social problems is a canard.

Quack Quack to that!

[thunderlizard]

The "could" in that headline is superfluous. It should be just "Theresa May Call Time On 24 Hour Drinking", as her surname already serves as the main verb.

Any newspaper editors intending to write about what out new Home Secretary is considering doing ought to adopt this tactic and save precious ink.

hth
tl

[Mich the Tester]

Pubs open 24 hours causing all this social problems is a canard.

Quack Quack to that!

Yes indeed, but that’s no excuse for a government to duck responsibility on this issue.

[Churchill]

Pubs open 24 hours causing all this social problems is a canard.

I'm usually pissed as a very drunk rat after an 18 hour sesh anyway.