cures for a black eye

**Ruse** · 13 May 2010, 21:37

More information needed, how was it acquired ? But otw that cold pack you keep in the freezer for your
muscle pulls, apply within tea towel to avoid face removal.

**TimberWolf** · 13 May 2010, 21:38

1) Dark glasses. The sun is due to make an appearance over the next few days so it won't look too odd
2) Eye patch. This is best pulled off if you also have a parrot and a hook arm

**TimberWolf** · 13 May 2010, 21:43

I would be interested in knowing how many people have had black eyes, or more specifically what proportion haven't.

Joke:
Q: Why has your girl friend got two black eyes?
A: Because she didn't listen the first time

**Boudica** · 13 May 2010, 21:43

ARRRGGHHH me harties, we should have a pirate smiley.

cupboard attacked me.

**Boudica** · 13 May 2010, 21:45

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I would be interested in knowing how many people have had black eyes, or more specifically what proportion haven't.

Joke:
Q: Why has your girl friend got two black eyes?
A: Because she didn't listen the first time

oi! this is a misoginy-free zone!

except when mf is here and he is a big girl's blouse-wearer anyhow

**Ruse** · 13 May 2010, 21:46

Actually, why try to hide it, I can gurantee you will get more personal space on the tube/train and probably a whole row to yourself.

Last year I had an incident where I had seven stitches across my eyebrow(fell over drunk) and people would actually walk out of the train carriage when they saw me sit down.

**Boudica** · 13 May 2010, 21:48

Originally posted by Ruse View Post

Actually, why try to hide it, I can gurantee you will get more personal space on the tube/train and probably a whole row to yourself.

Last year I had an incident where I had seven stitches across my eyebrow(fell over drunk) and people would actually walk out of the train carriage when they saw me sit down.

reminds me of when i shaved my head, i was 15, which was quite a long time ago. it was pre-sinead and i am not one tenth as attractive... people looked genuinely frightened

**TimberWolf** · 13 May 2010, 21:50

Originally posted by Ruse View Post

Actually, why try to hide it, I can gurantee you will get more personal space on the tube/train and probably a whole row to yourself.

Last year I had an incident where I had seven stitches across my eyebrow(fell over drunk) and people would actually walk out of the train carriage when they saw me sit down.

Smelling of wee would be more effective and easier though?

**Boudica** · 13 May 2010, 21:52

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Smelling of wee would be more effective and easier though?

everyone one the tube smells of wee or body odour or mcdonalds

cures for a black eye