cures for a black eye

[Ruse]

Smelling of wee would be more effective and easier though?

After innumerable pints, long lines of white powder and 6 hours in Whitechapel A&E that may have been true also, but I don't thnk so....

[Ruse]

reminds me of when i shaved my head, i was 15, which was quite a long time ago. it was pre-sinead and i am not one tenth as attractive... people looked genuinely frightened

If you are female and shaved your head pre-sinead, what exactly were you trying to say exactly, or is t all a blur now ?

[NickFitz]

reminds me of when i shaved my head, i was 15, which was quite a long time ago. it was pre-sinead and i am not one tenth as attractive... people looked genuinely frightened

Cute little dropout, how come you pack a rod
Is your mother in a clinic? Has your father got no job?
Sometimes you're so impulsive,
You shaved off all your hair
You look like Boris Karloff and you don't even care

You're dancin' at the Zombie Zoo,
Dancin' at the Zombie Zoo
Painted in a corner and all you wanna do is
Dance down at the Zombie Zoo

- Tom Petty, Zombie Zoo

[Ruse]

Cute little dropout, how come you pack a rod
Is your mother in a clinic? Has your father got no job?
Sometimes you're so impulsive,
You shaved off all your hair
You look like Boris Karloff and you don't even care

You're dancin' at the Zombie Zoo,
Dancin' at the Zombie Zoo
Painted in a corner and all you wanna do is
Dance down at the Zombie Zoo

- Tom Petty, Zombie Zoo

Nice one, I like it..., must get it it on vinyl

[Churchill]

anyone?

steak?? I don't have any...

A cure?

Prevention is better than cure...

oi! this is a misoginy-free zone!

except when mf is here and he is a big girl's blouse-wearer anyhow

You're having a Giraffe! Btw, put the kettle on love!

[Boudica]

i didn't come here to be insulted


....that can happen anywhere


have a good day churchill et al - i'm off to finish my very very very overdue essay and try not to be distracted by the interwebby thingy

[Mr Crosby]

Did you also end up pissing in your suitcase last night?

[gricerboy]

anyone?

steak?? I don't have any...

Fisticuffs? That's not very ladylike!

[Churchill]

Fisticuffs? That's not very ladylike!

How do you know? Are you a "Lady"?

Which one are you? Florence or Emily?