Feeling very tired today….

[Paddy]

I did that once with girl that usually would be way out of my league, it was summer and she was laid on the bed asleep and naked. Best few hours of my life.


She even had legs....

Yes, Chloroform only lasts a few hours.

[Alf W]

Went to my new girlfriends house last night.

Left straight for work this morning.

Grinning like a Cheshire Cat, but shattered

How much?

[vetran]

Nah it was AndyW's mum so no school run. Wilmslow without his cherry, a tory in No 10 it all happens at once doesn't it.

Sorry to hear that Gibbon. Remember 'It's not you its me' has a grain of truth, don't take it as a personal judgement.

It's perfectly normal to stare at beauty while they are asleep. I do it with the kids when they have difficulty sleeping and I snooze on the floor and with the wife when she doesn't sound like a chainsaw. Us blokes have some heart.

[Wilmslow]

Not the gym bunny - that is still very much work in progress

This lass is really nice, so may not need to work on gym bunny any more.

Has greak norks by the way, and is more of a bed bunny

She is also a text addict, which is a pain, but, hey, worth the work!!

[Churchill]

Not the gym bunny - that is still very much work in progress

This lass is really nice, so may not need to work on gym bunny any more.

Has greak norks by the way, and is more of a bed bunny

She is also a text addict, which is a pain, but, hey, worth the work!!

Ok Wilmslow, you can stop now. And to help you stop I'm going to tell you a little secret...

Every time you make a post like the one above, AtW stops what he's working on, slips his hairy little hand down his boxer shorts and has a pot-noodle...

So, if you want to stop AtW from going blind I should keep those little details to yourself.

Just remember that at some stage we might actually meet your bed-bunny...

Churchill - In "word to the wise" mode...

[MarillionFan]

Ok Wilmslow, you can stop now. And to help you stop I'm going to tell you a little secret...

Every time you make a post like the one above, AtW stops what he's working on, slips his hairy little hand down his boxer shorts and has a pot-noodle...

So, if you want to stop AtW from going blind I should keep those little details to yourself.

Just remember that at some stage we might actually meet your bed-bunny...

Churchill - In "word to the wise" mode...

Funny place to keep your pot-noodle. I tend to find them at the back of the cupboard next to the pasta???

[fullyautomatix]

Ok Wilmslow, you can stop now. And to help you stop I'm going to tell you a little secret...

Every time you make a post like the one above, AtW stops what he's working on, slips his hairy little hand down his boxer shorts and has a pot-noodle...

So, if you want to stop AtW from going blind I should keep those little details to yourself.

Just remember that at some stage we might actually meet your bed-bunny...

Churchill - In "word to the wise" mode...

Wilmslow is AtW's sockie and these posts are his pot noodling fantasies.

[Churchill]

Wilmslow is AtW's sockie and these posts are his pot noodling fantasies.

All correct apart from the fact that Wilmslow is not AtW...

[Tingles]

Wilmslow sha@gging - it wouldn't happen under New Labour.

Well done!

[alreadypacked]

Sorry I have to ask, when are you seeing her again