Feeling very tired today….

[Gibbon]

For all you know she may snore.

More likely though she went to sleep at eleven at Wilmslow stayed up all night staring at her!!!

I did that once with girl that usually would be way out of my league, it was summer and she was laid on the bed asleep and naked. Best few hours of my life.


She even had legs....

[Drewster]

I did that once with girl that usually would be way out of my league, it was summer and she was laid on the bed asleep and naked. Best few hours of my life.


She even had legs....

Sorry !! Could I just clarify that you have just admitted that the best few hours of your life were....
gazing at a woman who was unaware of your presence?
and that she was basically insensible/unconcious?
at best she wasn't exactly a willing partner.... at worst.... well I think its grounds for arrest!!!

I am sure it sounded better in your head..............

[cailin maith]

I did that once with girl that usually would be way out of my league, it was summer and she was laid on the bed asleep and naked. Best few hours of my life.


She even had legs....

eek Gibbon - that makes you sound a little.... P.S.Y.C.H.O.

[FiveTimes]

I did that once with girl that usually would be way out of my league, it was summer and she was laid on the bed asleep and naked. Best few hours of my life.


She even had legs....

We've all done the staring at partner while they are asleep bit thinking "I'm the luckiest man alive"

and it freaks them out when they wake up and see you fixated on them

[MarillionFan]

We've all done the staring at partner while they are asleep bit thinking "I'm the luckiest man alive"

and it freaks them out when they wake up and see you fixated on them

I don't know about that.

But I have been awake staring at what I pulled after 15 pints the night before and wondering how painful it would be to chew my own arm off to get away!!!

[Gibbon]

Sorry !! Could I just clarify that you have just admitted that the best few hours of your life were....
gazing at a woman who was unaware of your presence?
and that she was basically insensible/unconcious?
at best she wasn't exactly a willing partner.... at worst.... well I think its grounds for arrest!!!

I am sure it sounded better in your head..............

Ok I'll clarify.

It was on a Rugby tour May 1998 in the Isle of Man. She was touring with a netball team. I somehow pulled her with the funky gibbon dance and we went back to her hotel and did the business. Early in the morning I went for a piss and came back into the room and couldn't help just gazing at her as she was so beautiful. It was only for a few mintues in reality. She also had the most gorgeous long legs. I was just a bit of fun for her and got my chance because I made her laugh on the dance floor.

I can't even remember her name and no numbers were exchanged etc. But having those leg legs wrapped around me on a sunny spring morning is one the most abiding memories I have especially as the Xmas just gone my ex-wife left me for a mate.

[Drewster]

Ok I'll clarify.

It was on a Rugby tour May 1998 in the Isle of Man. She was touring with a netball team. I somehow pulled her with the funky gibbon dance and we went back to her hotel and did the business. Early in the morning I went for a piss and came back into the room and couldn't help just gazing at her as she was so beautiful. It was only for a few mintues in reality. She also had the most gorgeous long legs. I was just a bit of fun for her and got my chance because I made her laugh on the dance floor.

I can't even remember her name and no numbers were exchanged etc. But having those leg legs wrapped around me on a sunny spring morning is one the most abiding memories I have especially as the Xmas just gone my ex-wife left me for a mate.

Yep.....

....it sounded better in your head..............

Thanks for the clarification!

[FiveTimes]

I don't know about that.

But I have been awake staring at what I pulled after 15 pints the night before and wondering how painful it would be to chew my own arm off to get away!!!

The old "I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but woken up with one or two" scenario

[original PM]

Did you have a go in trap two?

[shaunbhoy]

But having those leg legs wrapped around me on a sunny spring morning is one the most abiding memories I have especially as the Xmas just gone my ex-wife left me for a mate.

Whoa!!! That came out of left field.
Well, my advice to you would be get yourself lined up with a classy hooker on a regular basis, then you can still have the "long legs wrapped around you" scenario for a fraction of the financial cost. And none of that "Hold me" cobblers afterwards neither.