It's going to be a Labour / Liberal Pact!!

[Mich the Tester]

Panic over. Looks like a Tory/Lib Dem coalition after all. Just a few t's to be crossed. Heard it from a friend of mine who has a garden gnome that resides in a senior Lib Dems garden. So MF.............completely wrong..............once more.

Is this gnome a senior member of the 1922 committee?

[Doggy Styles]

Is he a laughing gnome?

[shaunbhoy]

Is this gnome a senior member of the 1922 committee?

Junior member...............but he does aspire to higher office, and feels he has the skillset......based solely on what he has observed lately.

[Mich the Tester]

Junior member...............but he does aspire to higher office, and feels he has the skillset......based solely on what he has observed lately.

he's probably right

[MarillionFan]

News In.........

Printer outside the Nick Cleggs office has run out of paper.........

[Gibbon]

Is he a laughing gnome?

Or is he an Asian Gnome ?

[shaunbhoy]

Is he a laughing gnome?

He is an Ideal Gnome. He was bought at the Ideal Gnome Exhibition.

IGMC

[Mich the Tester]

Or is he an Asian Gnome ?

A millennium gnome?

I once visited St Pauls cathedral hoping to see the famous gnome, but I had a bit of a cold when I asked about it and some bloke started telling me about the roof.

[Mich the Tester]

We come on the sloop john b
My grandfather and me
Around nassau town we did gnome
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go gnome

Ba doo ba, ba doo da

So hoist up the john bs sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go gnome, let me go gnome
I wanna go gnome, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna go gnome

[OwlHoot]

LOL!

False alarm.

Turns out that 'senior Tory' Laptop just ran out of battery after he'd spent an hour drafting a lengthy document!

My mates just recovered it for him.

Not wanting to sound paranoid and all that, but your mate had better watch what he IMs or texts from the Houses of Parliament.

It's a no-brainer that GCHQ must log every message that goes in or out of there (even though in past years there was an understanding that the Security Services wouldn't bug MPs).