On my weekly commute..

[MarillionFan]

Keep digging.............. although a straight apology would work better!

That reminds me of an incident many moons ago when I was in a pool team.

The match had ended and we had one very gobby player, who was also in the County team. He was a big bloke, maybe 6'4 and 25/26 stone.

He'd round up the opposition so much they wanted to play him and so a wager was placed £200 quid best of 3 frames. He won the first, and lost the second.

There was loads of needle going on, mostly him against the other side.

In the final frame, near the end matey boy went to take a shot when the opposition said something about fkcing his mum!

He went mental, properly mental, threw his cue at the bloke and turned the table over.

'Dont you talk about my mum, I love my mum, you ffffing cnt, dont you say nothing about my mum'

and it all kicked off.

Mum jokes!

Apologies.

[Drewster]

Apologies.

Accepted
(not in a wind up way)

[Churchill]

That reminds me of an incident many moons ago when I was in a pool team.

The match had ended and we had one very gobby player, who was also in the County team. He was a big bloke, maybe 6'4 and 25/26 stone.

He'd round up the opposition so much they wanted to play him and so a wager was placed £200 quid best of 3 frames. He won the first, and lost the second.

There was loads of needle going on, mostly him against the other side.

In the final frame, near the end matey boy went to take a shot when the opposition said something about fkcing his mum!

He went mental, properly mental, threw his cue at the bloke and turned the table over.

'Dont you talk about my mum, I love my mum, you ffffing cnt, dont you say nothing about my mum'

and it all kicked off.

Mum jokes!

Apologies.

WTF?

The word "Apologies" at the end of a joke? You're a piece of work and no mistake.

Your Mum must be very proud.

[Drewster]

WTF?

The word "Apologies" at the end of a joke? You're a piece of work and no mistake.

Your Mum must be very proud.

Churchy!!!! LEAVE IT!!!! Down Boy

Apology offered and accepted.... end of story!

[MarillionFan]

Churchy!!!! LEAVE IT!!!! Down Boy

Apology offered and accepted.... end of story!

Exactly. It was only a joke.

There was no 5p off the petrol....

[Drewster]

Exactly. It was only a joke.

There was no 5p off the petrol....

MF - About that apology?
I accepted an apology that I assumed was sincerely offered...
if you want to say that it wasn't a sincere apology then it says more about you than I could....

Are you saying that it wasn't a real apology? Are you admitting that Churchy was correct and you were hiding the apology behind the joke?

Seriously - I would like to have an answer.

[gricerboy]

Th good thing is..... Greasy appears to have gone away!!!!

Don't have much to contribute now that you've all hijacked my thread. Your postings are pretty banal IMO; like a bunch of kids the lot of you.

[Gibbon]

Cantona and Zindane didn't like mum jokes either.

[Moscow Mule]

Cantona and Zindane didn't like mum jokes either.

Are you insinuating Drewster is French?

You might want to retract that before he takes umbrage.

[Churchill]

Are you insinuating Drewster is French?

You might want to retract that before he takes umbrage.

Oi Mods!!!! He said Umbrage!!! Again!