This was a pantomime performance

[Moscow Mule]

Apparently:

The moon landings were faked

9/11 was planned by the US government

Kennedy was shot from the grassy knoll

MI5 killed Diana (it was MI6)

Jews dominate the world

[Platypus]

The hung parliament was decided before the election happened. This is by design. You are all being lied to. There is no such thing as democracy.

Don't be a moron.

[NickFitz]

Step 1: Who knows what the **** will happen?
Step 2: Who knows what the **** has happened?

Rinse and repeat endlessly.

As I said above: 'twas ever thus. It's hard to believe that any reasonably intelligent person over the age of (say) 24 can't understand that sometimes things just end up in a mess, and it doesn't mean that the mess was planned.

Sometimes life imitates software

[Moscow Mule]

Don't be a moron.

Succinctly put.

[suityou01]

Step 1: Who knows what the **** will happen?
Step 2: Who knows what the **** has happened?

Rinse and repeat endlessly.

As I said above: 'twas ever thus. It's hard to believe that any reasonably intelligent person over the age of (say) 24 can't understand that sometimes things just end up in a mess, and it doesn't mean that the mess was planned.

Sometimes life imitates software

I remain suspicious. And pissed off. Apparently I am universally disliked on this forum, so can I suggest people stop posting in this thread, let it drop of the bottom, and so will I.

Many thanks

SY01

[Drewster]

I remain suspicious. And pissed off. Apparently I am universally disliked on this forum, so can I suggest people stop posting in this thread, let it drop of the bottom, and so will I.

Many thanks

SY01

OK.... D'Oh!

[MaryPoppins]

I remain suspicious. And pissed off. Apparently I am universally disliked on this forum, so can I suggest people stop posting in this thread, let it drop of the bottom, and so will I.

Many thanks

SY01

There, there SY01.

That might have held a bit more conviction if you'd just stopped posting.

[shaunbhoy]

I remain suspicious. And pissed off. Apparently I am universally disliked on this forum, so can I suggest people stop posting in this thread, let it drop of the bottom, and so will I.

Many thanks

SY01

off

[SofaKingdom]

I remain suspicious. And pissed off. Apparently I am universally disliked on this forum, so can I suggest people stop posting in this thread, let it drop of the bottom, and so will I.

Many thanks

SY01

[NickFitz]

I remain suspicious. And pissed off. Apparently I am universally disliked on this forum, so can I suggest people stop posting in this thread, let it drop of the bottom, and so will I.

Many thanks

SY01

No

To put it succinctly: stuff is hard. Hard stuff is really hard. The stuff you propose is so hard that even a hard bastard like Mandelson couldn't do it.

To put it even more succinctly: tulip happens, but seldom on purpose.