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    #71
    Perhaps I'm being naïve, but why is it that all the UKIP candidates seem to be shaven-headed thugs? Of course you expect that from knuckle-draggers like the BNP, but I thought UKIP was trying to pretend to be slightly less sub-human

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      #72
      Lembit Opik's out

      The lobby journalists used to call him "Anagram"

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        #73
        Dimbleby just said "So much for the exit poll"

        Presumably that's an admission that he was talking bollocks a few hours ago when he kept going on about it

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          #74
          Jacqui Smith's out, and her husband will have to pay for his own porn in future

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            #75
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Lembit Opik's out
            He was MP for Montgomeryshire.

            I had no idea where that was.

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              #76
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Lembit Opik's out

              The lobby journalists used to call him "Anagram"
              That's sad. He was quite entertaining.
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #77
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Jacqui Smith's out, and her husband will have to pay for his own porn in future
                You beat me!

                I was just wondering who would lower the tone by suggesting she would now be able to give her husband a bit more attention, thankfully it isn't me.

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                  #78
                  Balls not out.

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                    #79
                    ... and Charles Clarke is off to his pre-determined career as Father Christmas in a department store

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                      Balls not out.
                      Speak for yourself.

                      Whoops, did I say that online

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